Damn Anthony Bourdain and his stupid travel food show. No, thank you, I do not want to yearningly glance at the screen while he eats exotic food (some of it even meatless!). I am also opposed to gawping in disbelief because the places he goes to are stunningly beautiful outrageously interesting. And I definitely don’t want to be consumed with the jealousy that rises in me while he makes friends with the coolest locals and the most knowledgeable cooks and the kind of people who inspire you to do everything better.
All of this will still not stop me from finishing the Tokyo episode right now.