The next season of The Bachelor is upon us. There’s practically no joke I could make, no cynicism I could level, and no drama I could speculate on, that other better writers haven’t already attempted.
All I can say is that it’s best enjoyed with a glass of wine, sarcasm, and other similarly inclined people.
This intro episode has already featured: a girl wearing a unicorn mask, a girl with a pet pony, and a girl wearing a giant rose on her head as decoration (and to make some kind of point, one supposes).
It’s terrifying that some of these women think they can find their husband on a reality show, but it’s also intensely amusing. So I figure they deserve what they experience, whether it’s good or bad.