Above, an actual sign glimpsed on the way from the airport to our hotel.
Portland had always been on my list of places to visit. I don’t know why; probably because its culinary range is absurdly wide, from the vegetarian to the vegan to the gluten-free to the (I’m assuming) paleo.
Also it has both excellent coffee and alcoholic beverages (speciality: craft beer) so we will be wanting for neither food nor drink.
Also, also, it has this:
First day has gone well.